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Saturday, May 9, 2009

[for men: taking a woman to bed]

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story
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At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
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At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
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At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
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At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
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At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
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At 78...
What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
[chill oke, hihi....]
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9 comments:

Tijah said...

at age 78 ofkos la dah bedridden temtu

||alis|| said...

kakjah: hihihi.....~

pari pari syurga said...

kak alisss dlm stage mana?
kak jah dlm stage mana?


hahahahahaha....



sayep bru smpai at 8...
hehehehehe.

Sufy said...

hihi..urm..sufy stage 18-28 skrg ney..huhuhu..

*hye sis..pe kaba?slmt hari ibu k..muahahah

Ms.Lilies said...

at 88 what story dik?? akak tingin nak tau stagenya muahahaha

||alis|| said...

anim: aku naik stage pon belom, nak stage apa plak??

sufy: hi adik :), selamat hari ibu juga. salam buat umi sufy ok. wah pi manukan best kan?

kakmimi: ahahhaha!88?? lawa angka. umo panjang tuh..

Kapten Luffy said...

peliknya ko

aku anggap ko ler semua tu ;p

Kapten Luffy said...

peliknya ko

aku anggap ko ler semua tu ;p

||alis|| said...

zali: ooo... cakap aku pelik eh.. takpe. aku majuk. uhuks!