Men Are Hard To Please...

The problems with GUYS:

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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD

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If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

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If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)

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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him

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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u

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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

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If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

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men... are sooo hard to please!!!!!

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p/s: i am no seksis. titik...

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