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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Men Are Hard To Please...

The problems with GUYS:
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
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If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
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If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
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If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
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men... are sooo hard to please!!!!!
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p/s: i am no seksis. titik...
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13 comments:

joegrimjow said...

ku tak tergolong golongan ni!!

AfiQ said...

sgt btol la....ade sket la kot tekene btg idong kter..
tpi kot stu jantan tuh mmpunyai sipat2 di atas...
ladies... campakkan sje beliau ke sg amazon...

susudalambotol said...

itu realitynya awak.

Ms.Lilies said...

ya betul.....sapa2 jantan sejati sila ngaku ekekekeke

julietchun said...

Salam dik Alis,
bagaikan sepurnama tidak berkunjung ke laman ini.

Lelaki buaya darat, aku tertipu lagi,kekekekeke.

Ikut hati mati ikut rasa binasa, err..bleh ke?

tasikmerah said...

sungguh haih...

Cik Pah said...

kawin dulu alis. baru leh tau lelaki camne yg sebenarnyer.. jgn cepat percaya suma tuh..

kakpiah said...

susah nk cari lelaki skang nih dik...

||alis|| said...
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||alis|| said...

joe: dan2 tak ngaku yer.. siap la dia!

afiq: hang try buat versi "ladies.. they are hard to please" plak.. ahaha!

hidd: hi mommy :). adakah 'org lama' awak pon >< sama? *kiter kan baca sume n3 awk :p*

kakmimi: saya tak angkat tangan, bukan saya!

kakjuliet: keh keh keh.. boleh laa... pnah kenal ngan boya darat mana neh?

||alis|| said...

kakTM: mmg sungguh bagai dikata ;), jom pekena ikan bakar malim!

cikpah: saya rasa bakal suami saya-yg-ntah-sapa-tuh pon MESTI ada sifat2 cam tuh, saya cayer ;P

kakpiah: takpe la kakpiah.. anuar zain, aaron kwok, wentworth miller (si botak prison break), dan yg penting sekali FAHRI KU, sume masih bujang jang jang jang... hih!

kueh bakar said...

mak ada nyah...

meh mak jaga ko..
mak ni laki nyahhh...

ngehngeh

||alis|| said...

bakar berlauk: eiii.. mak, takpe la mak.. ai nak yg tulen, mak..

larikkk!