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Monday, March 9, 2009

buat isteri-isteri... (yer ke??)

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her"
David Bissonette.

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
Sacha Guitry

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
Anonymous

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?"
Dumas

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
Sigmund Freud

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.."
Sam Kinison

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
James Holt McGavra

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
Patrick Murra

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...."
Nash

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."
Anonymous

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.."
Henny Youngman

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
Rodney Dangerfield

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine."
Anonymous

"First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'"


I'm Sending this TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH.......
AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

6 comments:

Tijah said...

ini nukilan utk siapakah? hahaha

||alis|| said...

kakjah: nukilan yang pasti bukan untuk jejanz, hehehe! *amboi, soothing jerk matamu wahai kakjah.. sejuk mata memandang la tuh konon, ahahahaa!*

cokolat said...

komen takde kena mengena...
seksilah tu sangat mata ko tu tijah???

Tijah said...

yo la! ujan2 sejuk2 ni harus la mak feeling seksi occay! hahaha!

Hajar said...

salam...'kata2 keramat' utk si suami pulak alis...akak tunggu n3nya k, ahaks

||alis|| said...

kak hajar: salam kak. haa.. n3 tuh kalau ada harus saya CAPITAL LETTER kan huruf2 nya.. haha!