A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her "you-know-what-la-kan"..... The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
What were you Thinking? Her husband speaks English! KAN HER HUSBAND CANADIAN?????
PSSSTTTT.... I worry about you Sometimes!
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14 comments:
aku dah agak dah...asben dier ckp english
*kaver malu nehhh!!!
ahahahhaa!!!!! jemenai mmg cam gitu ke eh? ahahahahahaa!!!!
actually i'm more worried about u alis.. something kuch kuch ho ta hai lah u..
Errrrr aku nak kategori entry ko yg ni dlm 18 yg mana ek hahaha...
aku juga berfikiran positif,kekeke.
(aku dah terbayang dia soh laki dia bukak seluar dah)kekeekkekeke.
Heh.. betul jugak yer..
lemah nya aku english nie... darjah 1 sampai SPM tak pernah lulus
cikpah: cikpah.. ku malu nih...uhuks! *blushing*
kakmimi: ahaha.. nari makan pari cicah kicap cili api, konfem 56PL, hahaha! *lari topik*
kakjuliet: anda tidak berseorangan dlm hal itu. tak caya tanya kakjah! *nyorok, takut kena bom ngan kakjah*
naqib: anda nih tergolong dlm group mana nih? ahaha! *think*
haruan: apa susah, google translator ada baa.. *tetibe terkuar 'baaa' aku tuh*
sape yg megantuk trus terbeliak bijik mate bace entry ni...wakakaka..otak sy x kuning ye.. ;p
atie: bagus laa kamu nih atie.. hahaha! kakjuliet kaler pepel, saya kaler pinky2...
serius aku terbayang laki dia unzipped td....hahaha.minda rosak tol
mooney: nih lagi sorang nih.. rosak akal fikiran.. jom2 masuk grop kak juliet.. ahahaha!
ohhhhhhh
bahasa lain 'dia' adalah sosej
baru ku tau
yerlah... suami dia cakap BI
zali: otak kau pink pink kan? tuh pasal laa.. hahahaha!
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