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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

NO SPEAK ENGLISH

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her "you-know-what-la-kan"..... The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...































What were you Thinking? Her husband speaks English! KAN HER HUSBAND CANADIAN?????


PSSSTTTT.... I worry about you Sometimes!
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14 comments:

Tijah said...

aku dah agak dah...asben dier ckp english

*kaver malu nehhh!!!

||alis|| said...

ahahahhaa!!!!! jemenai mmg cam gitu ke eh? ahahahahahaa!!!!

Cik Pah said...

actually i'm more worried about u alis.. something kuch kuch ho ta hai lah u..

Ms.Lilies said...

Errrrr aku nak kategori entry ko yg ni dlm 18 yg mana ek hahaha...

julietchun said...

aku juga berfikiran positif,kekeke.
(aku dah terbayang dia soh laki dia bukak seluar dah)kekeekkekeke.

naqiubex said...

Heh.. betul jugak yer..

haruan tasek said...

lemah nya aku english nie... darjah 1 sampai SPM tak pernah lulus

||alis|| said...

cikpah: cikpah.. ku malu nih...uhuks! *blushing*

kakmimi: ahaha.. nari makan pari cicah kicap cili api, konfem 56PL, hahaha! *lari topik*

kakjuliet: anda tidak berseorangan dlm hal itu. tak caya tanya kakjah! *nyorok, takut kena bom ngan kakjah*

naqib: anda nih tergolong dlm group mana nih? ahaha! *think*

haruan: apa susah, google translator ada baa.. *tetibe terkuar 'baaa' aku tuh*

atle ♥ waT¡e said...

sape yg megantuk trus terbeliak bijik mate bace entry ni...wakakaka..otak sy x kuning ye.. ;p

||alis|| said...

atie: bagus laa kamu nih atie.. hahaha! kakjuliet kaler pepel, saya kaler pinky2...

mo0ney said...

serius aku terbayang laki dia unzipped td....hahaha.minda rosak tol

||alis|| said...

mooney: nih lagi sorang nih.. rosak akal fikiran.. jom2 masuk grop kak juliet.. ahahaha!

Monkey D Luffy said...

ohhhhhhh

bahasa lain 'dia' adalah sosej

baru ku tau

yerlah... suami dia cakap BI

||alis|| said...

zali: otak kau pink pink kan? tuh pasal laa.. hahahaha!